How to Cross the Street in Asia: A Step by Step Guide

After a slight respite, I’m back on The Road. 

Welcome to Vietnam, a country of 91M people. 

Current location: Ho Chi Minh City, population, approximately 8M, number of scooters and motorbikes, about 8.5M (as of Jan 2016). 

With those statistics in mind, may I present:

How to Cross the Street in Asia: A Step by Step Guide

*picture not too dramatic due to policy against self-harming

1. Check yourself before you wreck yourself 

2. Find a buddy (aka Human Protective Shield)

3. Start walking 

4. Give a real think as to why the Chicken had to cross the road

5. Contemplate your insurance policy

6. Discover religion – multiple religions

7. Check the Map, repeat steps (this probably should have also been step 1). 

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