Tag: #luck

Good Things Happen In Threes

Three lucky things happened to me today:

1. I (accidentally) laundered some (luckily) very sturdy money – but not so much that the authorities would notice.

2. While taking clothes out of the dryer, I left behind a sock and a pair of unattractive underwear. When I went back, two hours later – still in the dryer!

3. A very nice anonymous person paid for my (as of yet, not poisoned) dinner. 

It’s like I’m Irish. 

The question is – what happens next?