Tag: #johannesburg

Johannesburg: City of Gold (and now food)

‚ÄčAka: Mo’Money, Mo’ Problems

Johannesburg was founded in 1886 after surprise, surprise, some people found gold and the city sprung up in a matter of weeks.

We all know what happened next – the city boomed, finally the world got mad about Apartheid and imposed sanctions, businesses moved out to a new suburban growth spot, the city fell into decline etc etc

Today the city is once again growing (there are a lot of abandoned buildings that are just waiting to be turned into luxury apartments)

Probably one of the number one ways to attract up and comers to an area? Food Halls (and funky design stores). Oh and fancy coffee shops, there are so many coffee shops 

In the past week I’ve had more coffee and more wine than when I was working (which says something- I guess this is why there are a lot of unemployed alcoholics)

Neighbourgoods is on Saturdays in Braamfontein and Arts on Main is on Sundays in Maboneng – both have food from all over (paella, curry, sushi, beignets, cevapi and alcohol)

Who wouldnt want to eat this fried chicken?
No joke, this totally drinkable wine was only $1.50

South Africa: Some Sad Bits

If you come here you have to spend time learning about the sad bits too (cause while we know we are pretty much doomed to repeat history, at least you can be the arrogant one who says “I told you so”)

Some things you learn at the Apartheid Museum and Constitution Hill

– Apartheid started in 1948 because segregation failed and apparently everyone suffered from short term memory loss when it came to World War 2

– basically a huge reason for Apartheid was that the white people were losing jobs 

the “coloured” jails were set up to be degrading as possible: showers were outside, and with up to 2000 people, and only 8 showers it meant that if you were low on the totem pole you only got to shower once every 2-3months, also NO toilet paper was given. So the smell was terrible and people got very, very sick

– the non-white inmates also got far less food, and what they did get was substandard 

– Everything finally ended in 1994 with the first free election (Mandela was released in 1990 and negotiations to end apartheid started in 1991). People lined up for over a kilometer to vote

 – since then there is a Bill of Rights (#1: no one may be discriminated against on grounds of race, gender, pregnancy, marital status, ethnicity, social origin, colour, sexual orientation, age, disability, religion, conscience, culture or language)

Getting Around Johannesburg…

First off, I lucked out because I am staying with friends here, so a lot of the time it’s them taking me somewhere / me hitching a ride…

But, what do you do if:

– Despite two days of “for not having driven in 20 yrs, you are remarkably good” driving practice, you probably should not drive here because A) they drive on the other side of the street here, and while you did remember (after asking) which pedal was the break and which was the gas, the different side of the street thing would probably be too much for your brain to handle. There is pretty much no other reason than A.

– You don’t have an unlimited Uber budget

– Everything you read about the public transport system seems to conflict with the next thing, leaving you to question whether you should try it alone before understanding the city


– You take the City Sightseeing Bus! I’ve never taken these things before, but I loved it. 

They take you everywhere you need to go, give you headphones (which link up to a system that gives you fun facts: Jacaranda trees are an invasive species from South America that take up too much underground water, so they will die off / not be replanted in about fifty years), and you can sit up high and get great views of some amazing houses and a very green city