There once was a colonial power named Britain.
They had fish, they had chips, and they had a lot of ships.
So, they sailed far and wide, no one could hide.
In the East they found spice; just a slice could save their dreary life.
However, there was competition for seas; the colonial powers were such busy bees.
And so, before an agreement was reached to go Dutch with the Dutch,
A man named Raffles who maybe liked waffles,
Proposed a new shore, named Singapore
Setting it up wasn’t much of a big chore,
And in 1819, she joined Her Majesty’s Team.
For about 130 years, there didn’t seem to be many tears,
And then there was a World War and the Japanese took Singapore.
Occupation wasn’t much fun, for anyone.
When the Allies defeated the Axis, the British knew it was time for take-backis.
But it was also 1945, and their Empire was about to take a dive.
In 1963 Singapore and Malaya formed Malaysia, but their union was a form of dysplasia.
In 1965, the divorce was finalized and Singapore was finally, realized.